How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written -
<p>Lying is like 95% of what I do. But <em>believe </em>me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer. </p><p>I know, I know, it sucks not being me. </p><p>But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? <em>How to Archer</em>.</p>
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